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Ah, memories, all alone in the moonlight! Hear a chorus of plaintive meows into the night, breathe in the sweet smell of litter decorating the halls, savour the taste of feline fur stuck in your throat. I’m not addicted to hoarding cats, I can stop whenever I want- I just don’t want to. Because everybody wants to be a cat. My new wig is just one giant hairball. The hissing ruptures my eardrums. Some call it a cat sanctuary, others call it cat purgatory, but its true name is the House of 1000 Kittens!

Kitty Creäture as the unsociable socialite wrapped in live furs

Łady Kunterpunt as the recently legalized catnip addict

Prince Johnny as the alley cat you should have declawed

Lucinda Miu as the animal rights activist on the wrong side of history

Aura Nova as the itchy and scratchy flea magnet

DJ Ugley will be spinning the meow mix jingle on loop all night

William Lavinia will be gogo’ing as our resident sex kitten in heat

Yovska will be collecting your cash at the door to roll into a big ball and bat around later

Show Starts at Midnight
$10 cover/$5 in a themed look

Suggested dress code: Cats, Kittens, and if you’re plucky, Dogs, but mainly Cats.