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Students, rejoice! After 84 long years, the strike that’s plagued our beloved university and halted our education has come to an end. Forget about your pending exams, forget about course registration, forget about tuition. On August 24th, come party with the newest pledges of Sigma Theta Slasher: the sexiest, deadliest sorority this side of Queen West! The time to study will come, but at our frosh night we drink, dance, and, in Sigma Theta Slasher tradition, DIE.

FEATURING
Kitty Creäture as the doe-eyed A+ student majoring in virginity.

Prince Johnny as the trust fund baby who doesn’t make sure the killer is really dead.

Łady Kunterpunt as the Rolls Royce driving international student completing a medical degree in fashion.

Lucinda Miu as the gloomy art major who forgot to check on the children.

Aura Nova as the girl who trips when being chased.

And don’t forget our special guest lecturers!

DJ Blip†or as the muffled voice on the other end of the phone.
Dolly Berlin as the party girl who might be throwing up blood upstairs.
Yovska as the Officer of Admissions.

$5 cover, $10 after midnight, free with a spooky look. 19+.
Doors at 10:00pm, performances at midnight.