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The Diet Ghosts are on vacation! Boo to those winter blues- time to sail the seven seas and soak in the ocean breeze. Just sign this waiver before we head into the the sunny Bermuda Triangle. Signature here, here, and especially here. Life jackets are recommended but not included. In the event that we wash ashore some desert island, make like a whale and pray for help. Beach volleyball is all fun and games before the ball starts gossiping to you about the other castaways. Before we vote each other off of the island, let’s dance the night away!

Kitty Creäture as a lovely bunch of coconuts

Łady Kunterpunt as the tourist who picks the pineapple off their Hawaiian pizza

Lucinda Miu as the bird of paradise who got plucked for your winter coat

Prince Johnny as an impressionable young skipper with a really flaky sunburn

And introducing Archie Maples as the Castaway porn parody

Johnny B Goode Will be spinning the best beach bops at maximum volume so that rescue ships can know where to find us

$5 cover

Dress code is beachy and tropical. Think coconut lingerie, seafaring soirée, touristy holiday.

Act 1 of the show begins at midnight. Turn a look, party in an art installation overhaul, and watch a very special episode of the Diet Ghosts Present: Killagain’s Island!

Bon voyage!