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Did you smell my latest piece? I may not be a certified artist, but boy do I know how to huff paint! I know everyone loves the American Gothic, but I prefer the American Emo. The Scream looks like my last boyfriend, but in the Garden of Earthly Delights, I can Picasso and choose who I want to make me Mona Lisa. Art is dead!

STARRING

Łady Kunterpunt as a tasteful gallery of clown porn, classically rendered in oils

Aura Nova as Botticelli’s The Birth of Uranis

The Drag Twins Akira & Maris as Vincent Van Gough’s estranged ears

Selena Vyle as a OCAD portfolio full of anime fanart

WITH

DJ Soup De Jour [Tyler] melting clocks on the dancefloor

Gogo Mars Alexander sculpting their body into beautiful poses

Adore Able collecting your patronage at the door

Doors at 10pm/Show at Midnight
$10/$5 in a themed lewk

Dress code is fine art, but ruin it just enough to make your old teachers upset. Statues, paintings, soup cans, oh my!

Is Andy Warhol still alive? Asking for a friend.

(The Beaver is unfortunately not a wheel-chair accessible venue, with four steps up to the gender-neutral washrooms.)