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Diet Ghosts’ Crumb Dumpster Cabaret
December 27, 2019 @ 10:00 pm - 2:00 am
Feeling bloated? Too bad! Forget this month ever existed in the most delicious way possible. Warning: The goods you are about to consume are much more palatable if you’re baked. Fact: Cupcakes are proof that science has gone too far. Fiction: croissants are shaped like a half moon because a full-moon croissant is just too dangerous. Who knew existential horror could also have so much frosting! Please eat us. We want to ascend from this flakey coil.
Kitty Creäture as the icing sugar you snorted to get through the holidays
Łady Kunterpunt as a fruitcake with a surprise custard filling
Lucinda Miu as the cake coming out of the stripper
and announcing our very special guest…
Bearonetta as the tarted up tart sprinkled with little hairs
DJ Marilyn Mansion will be blasting sweet tunes to drown out the screams from the oven
Adore Able will be collecting your entrance fees at the door and wiping up crumbs with it
Doors at 10pm/Performances at Midnight
$10 cover/$5 in a themed look
Dress code? Sprinkles are edible glitter, so turn yourself into a feast, but cozy, like comfort food. What I’m trying to say is come in awful holiday sweaters.
[The Beaver is unfortunately not an accessible venue (one step at front door, four stairs leading to bathroom)]