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Feeling bloated? Too bad! Forget this month ever existed in the most delicious way possible. Warning: The goods you are about to consume are much more palatable if you’re baked. Fact: Cupcakes are proof that science has gone too far. Fiction: croissants are shaped like a half moon because a full-moon croissant is just too dangerous. Who knew existential horror could also have so much frosting! Please eat us. We want to ascend from this flakey coil.

FEATURING

Kitty Creäture as the icing sugar you snorted to get through the holidays

Łady Kunterpunt as a fruitcake with a surprise custard filling

Lucinda Miu as the cake coming out of the stripper

and announcing our very special guest…

Bearonetta as the tarted up tart sprinkled with little hairs

DJ Marilyn Mansion will be blasting sweet tunes to drown out the screams from the oven

Adore Able will be collecting your entrance fees at the door and wiping up crumbs with it

Doors at 10pm/Performances at Midnight

$10 cover/$5 in a themed look

Dress code? Sprinkles are edible glitter, so turn yourself into a feast, but cozy, like comfort food. What I’m trying to say is come in awful holiday sweaters.

[The Beaver is unfortunately not an accessible venue (one step at front door, four stairs leading to bathroom)]