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The Diet Ghosts humbly invite you to the grand (re)opening of the historic Swampwater Manor. Call it a party, call it a boogeyman bash, call your priest. So far, only one of us have died. Won’t you come and make it a dozen? You’ll see deviant damsels, demons in distress, mysterious semisolid pools of ectoplasm leaking from the toilets, and the existential horror of many sweaty, ecstatic, dancing queer bodies. Is that a drag queen behind you, or a glammed up ghoul? Don’t try to escape. You can’t. The ghosts are waiting, so won’t you join us at the Swampwater Manor? Hurry, or you’ll be late for your own funeral, with emphasis on the fun.

SOLO AND GROUP PERFORMANCES AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT

◇ Lucinda Miu as the silent screen burn out who wants to reignite her career.
◇ Prince Johnny as the blazed eyes staring down at you from the ceiling.
◇ Łady Kunterpunt as Luigi.
◇ Aura Nova‘s cooking up some bloody good whore d’oeuvres in the kitchen.
◇ Kitty Creature as the grandma who wrote you out of her will to ensure her many cats inherit everything.

We’ve also gone out back and dug up some old relatives..

William Lavinia is both halves of the twirling ballroom spirits on gogo.

DJ Harmony [Cameron] sitting at the grand organ, filling the house with haunted melody.

Doors 10PM ~ $5 cover ~ The Beaver ~ 19+