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Come celebrate chosen family and queer friendship with us!

P’ornament crafting 5pm to 9pm
F#@$k the Holidays karaoke 7pm to 10pm

PWYC at the door

ABOUT PURRTY’S P’ORNAMENT PARTY:

Who the f#@$k is Purrty?!

A rootin’ tootin’ queerdo weirdo, bringing wholesome fRamily crafting to your homes and hearts in the form of dumb fun art.

What the f#@$k is a PORNament?!

Pretty much what the name implies. Ornaments, but with PORN! Also acceptable are ornamental defacing of political antagonists and championing of political protagonists. As well as whatever the f#@$k your Bob Cratchitty wholesome heart desires. Mostly, it’s a reason to get together and channel some of that F#@$K THE HOLIDAYS GOOD CHEER.

What the f#@$k am I supposed to do?!

Showing up is a good start. Bringing crafting supplies is helpful:

Have old shitty ornaments that need some extra stank? Bring ’em!

Snippets, clippets, or piles of porn, pics and glittery bits that make you cringe?! Awesome! Let’s put them on a hook to share with your loved ones.

Some porn, ornaments, scissors, glue, bits-n-bobbles will be provided. But hot glue guns, mod podge, and porn are very THE MORE THE MERRIER. Come have cheers and jeers, beloved queers!

Desi Mondane and Bearonetta will be hosting anarchy carols karaoke. Come sing your favorite anti-holiday song, or make up lyrics to alter the classics to fit your mood.